Lulu's Talking Ass (1986) Jess franco

Lulu's Talking Ass (1986)
aka El ojete de Lulú
Genre: Adult | Comedy
Country: Spain | Director: Jess Franco
Language: Spanish | Subtitles: English (Optional, embedded in file)
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.66:1 | Length: 69mn
Full Dvd - 640x480 - 23.976fps - 2.07gb

By 1986, the legendary exploitation director Jess Franco was back to his home land, Spain. In there, he was given all creative freedom. This lead to some of the best films of his career (Macumba Sexual, Cries of Pleasure and Mil Sexos tiene la Noche), but also, during this period, he directed some of the worst (Oasis of the Zombies, Revenge in the House of Usher, Mansion of the Living Dead). Somewhere in between lies this hilarious hardcore porn effort. Starring his wife Lina Romay, the movie introduce us a very interesting character: Lulú's talking ass, who is unhappy because his pal, Lulú's vagina is the only one getting all the action! Yeah, that's the movie basic plot.

''Cheap, vulgar? Yes, it sure is. Pornographic? Oh, yes! Let's not harsh Jess Franco's karma by pretending we were out to see an art film and were disturbed to find this awesomely trashy stuff instead. Jess knows better, I know better, and you knew better, too.

Sure, Lina goes a bit overboard with an Oscar statuette, but you can forgive her for that because you get to watch. This is pretty much hardcore euro-porn thinly disguised as a movie, and why not? You're not watching a Jess Franco/Lina Romay collaboration to critique the acting, marvel at the cinematography or scrutinize the end credits for long-lost relatives. You're watching it because you're hoping to see Lina naked, doing what she does, and she does a lot of it in this film.

I've paid a lot more to see movies that I enjoyed a lot less than this one.

We're talking Lina Romay in her prime here, mid-thirties and squirmingly, explicitly, deliciously buck naked. Can she act? Of course she can, I'd give her an Oscar any day. Maybe a box full of them, if I got to watch her use them like she does here. Can Franco direct? I suspect he was holding the camera one-handed, but he does a decent enough job here, not wasting a lot of time on exposition or story. Franco could teach modern porn directors a thing or two, you can see that in any of his movies.

It's a sleaze fest, for sure, in the grand tradition of euro-sleaze. Watch it and don't bother pretending you didn't love it.''

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6 Response to "Lulu's Talking Ass (1986) Jess franco"

  1. Can you find 'The Return Of Captain Invincible' (1983)


    Hi! Thanks again for all the great movies! About a year ago I shared "Massacre Mafia Style" with you. I have another ultra-rare movie for you to post, and I emailed you about it, but you might have changed your email address or something. Could you please contact me so I can send you the link?


    radisnoir says:

    thank you for this Franco.

    NLZ says:

    The Return Of Captain Invincible soon! Darth Balls, I just replied to your email!

    Anonymous says:

    Any chance of making Franco's "Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula" available again?? It is still listed but is not currently available. Thank you very much.

    ronaldo88 says:

    please upload this movie in a single high definition mkv or mp4 file "Lulu's Talking Ass (1986)"

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