Biohazard (1985) Fred Olen Ray
Biohazard (1985)
Genre: Horror | Sci-Fi
Country: USA | Director: Fred Olen Ray
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1 | Length: 79mn
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086967/
Audio 2: Commentary with Director Fred Olen Ray
and David DeCoteau
Audio 2: Commentary with Director Fred Olen Ray
and David DeCoteau
Alien monster uses a psychic to try to take over the earth.
An entertaining, incredibly idiotic, and basically all-thumbs mid-80's
earthbound "Alien" clone from the forever fumble-fingered Grade D
dreckmonger Fred Olen Ray, who once again shows off his characteristic
consummate ineptitude and flagrant disregard for anything remotely
resembling professional film-making.
Besides an obviously inebriated
Aldo Ray delivering one of his single most horrendous performances as
an irascible, constantly tongue-tied army general, Fred's then
five-year-old son Christopher shambling about in a pitifully
unconvincing rubber monster suit, a hilarious rockabilly ending credits
theme song called "Rockabilly Rumble" performed by Johnny Legend and
the Skullcaps, and plenty of Fred's patented crappy touches (dreadful
acting, some bloody, but phony gore, excruciatingly labored attempts at
no-brainer lowbrow humor, a little gratuitous bare female skin, a smug
smartaleck attitude which suggests that Ray might be churning out these
cheapie clunkers strictly for the money, and dimly lit nighttime
cinematography that's guaranteed to make you blurry-eyed), the key
reason to give this supremely shoddy stinker a look-see is to watch
remarkably buxom erstwhile porn actress Angelique Pettyjohn show off
her amazingly ample breasts in a couple of almost literally eye-popping
scenes.
Now, what more could you possibly ask for in an admittedly el
zilcho two-cent "Alien" rip-off? Well, how about Fred in a quick cameo
along with fellow partner-in-schlocky-celluloid-crime Donald G. Jackson
(he who blessed us with "Hell Comes to Frogtown") as a medic. Best and
funniest moment: When the irate dwarf creature shreds an "E.T." poster
and stomps all over it in an angry jealous rage! A deliciously cheesy
hoot and a half.
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